i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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