She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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