I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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