Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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