is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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