it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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