just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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