my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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