I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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