I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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