During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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