So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
did you just send me my own nude
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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