So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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