they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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