Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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