Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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