I just pynch a tree in the face
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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