why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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