Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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