I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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