I'm drive I can fine osifer
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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