It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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