What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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