well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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