What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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