you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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