love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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