No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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