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Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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