so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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