Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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