Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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