Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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