I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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