plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So squirting runs in the family.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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