Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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