doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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