I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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