? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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