the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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