Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
