My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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