just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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