it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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