News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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