I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
God, I missed his penis.
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