she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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