Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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