I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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