i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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