Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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