Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.