Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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