we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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