Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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