u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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