its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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